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Covid Burnout is Real

I was texting a coworker yesterday, whom I haven’t seen in almost five months. He was checking up on how I’ve been, which was really nice...

The Power of Prayer in an Agnostic Life

It was Christmas Eve, but it sure didn’t feel like it. The previous Christmas Eve I had spent watching a midnight Mass outside the Church...

Confessions of a White Girl

The death of George Floyd was a tipping point for me I’ve never had much to say about racial injustice. Not because I don’t have...

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