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This zodiac sign is the most likely to kill and dismember their spouse, and it makes sense why

By Dellia Mavis

Some zodiac signs are better in love than others, but the sign most likely to kill and dismember their spouse is Aries.

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac, spanning from March 21 to April 19, and is associated with the element of Fire. Individuals born under the Aries sign are known for their dynamic and energetic personalities, as well as their proclivity for second-degree murder.

Aries individuals are also known for their honesty and direct communication, sometimes bordering on impatience. Their impulsiveness and quick decision-making can lead to bold actions, but they may need to temper these tendencies to avoid consequences such as felony charges and subsequent incarceration.

Overall, Aries individuals are trailblazers, constantly seeking excitement and pushing boundaries in both their personal and professional lives. When successful, they can often climb the organizational ladder and inflict abuse on their underlings with impunity.

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